June 25^th and Weekend Enjoy

One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and

asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they

were making fish sticks. So the little boy left it at that.

A few nights later the little boy walks in on them again, and

this time he asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?"

The parents both reply yes.

The boy remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on your mouth."

The confession line was very long and the priest needed to use the bathroom

badly. He called in one of the alter boys and asked him to fill-in

for a minute. The priest gave him a list of sins & penance. Just match

them up.

The first women confessed to giving the neighbor a blowjob and anal sex.

These weren't on the list, so the alter boy asked another alter boy, "What

does the father give for anal sex and a blowjob?"

"He usually gives me a bag of chips and a soda."

BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LOVE TO SEE

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. (Must be from

Boston)

Wife and dog missing- Reward for dog

Unless your a hemorroid, get off my ass

This car is constipated - it can't pass a thing

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?

---They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?

---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?

---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?

---Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

---A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?

---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

---Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?

---A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?

---Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?

---Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

---They both like a tight seal.

12. What is the difference between Olympic

swimmers and divers?

--Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.

13. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?

---If it were more, it would be Hell.

14. What has three teeth and sixty feet?

The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.